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Government - Indian

1)      Qus.: What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX 

2)      Qus.: What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX

3)      Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad 
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI

4)      Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX

5)      Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend 
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX 

6)      Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY

8)      Qus.: Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax:  PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX 

9)      Qus.: Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ?
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 

10)    Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary. 
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX 

11)    Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? 
Ans.: Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX 

12)    Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX 

13)    Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX

14)    Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday. 
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX

15)    Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX

16)    Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? 
Ans.: Cinema or Resort. 
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX 

17)    Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE 

18)    Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE

19)    Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &
SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

20)    Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY 

21)    INDIAN :   Can I die now??
Ans : No,  wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX

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